I’m so famous that 

Whenever I go to the mall, the door 

Open automatically😎

A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

Today I saw two blind people fighting,

then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,

they both ran away.

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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.

Beautiful night is,

When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.

Horror night is,

When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

 Girls Are So Beautiful, Loving, Caring And Understanding In .Jpg Format. And Guys Are So Sweet Loving And Caring In .Mp3 Format.

Ever Heard About The Device That Converts Your Precious Thoughts Into Speech? It Is Called "Wine (Sharaab)".